We have a small fridge we keep for the overflow stuff that won't fit in the big fridge in the kitchen. Things like wine, tinned food, maggots, worms, hot curry flavoured spam. Anyway I took a look at it yesterday and the freezer section was solid a block of ice and inside it was so bloody disgusting. You could tell I haven't looked into it for months.
We manhandled it outside to defrost it. A bit later I was sitting on the doorstep having a smoke and I could hear it dripping. Spike started sniffing around the back of it and looking at it with a what the hell is making that noise look, his head turned this side and then t'other. Then there was a crack. Have you ever seen a dog run backward in fright, moving like lighting? Poor boy. I was nearly peeing myself because it was so funny. I know I'm just so cruel.
Few hours later we heard a very loud crash, Spike run out before we could move, hackles raised and barking his big dog bark. And there just outside the door was the flipping iceberg that was trapped inside. Now I wish I'd taken a picture because it was one impressive block of ice. It was still partly there when we got up this morning. Now it's sparkling clean and airing in the sunshine, ready and waiting for me to put more "stuff" in it. Maggots, worms and whatever will be added next year.