Went to the post office today to pickup some eggs. While I was there I decided to snag a handful of the doggy do do bags. I was foiled in my attempt. Post master said, you can only take three lots. Oh why is that I asked. Well said Dick in his best posh huffy voice, the parish council has to pay for them you know so you can only have two lots!
When I picked my chin up off the floor I meekly took three piles and left. Come to think of it the parish council get £25.00 per household from our council tax. I wonder what they spend the rest of the money on besides putting flower pots in stupid places for the Village in bloom contest.
Maybe it's better to have dog poop all over the village.